Open Post: Hosted By James Gandolfini And His Vespa
James Gandolfini can make any inanimate object look like the Laurel to his Hardy. James did it with a Homer Simpson mask, and now he's done it again with a Vespa! Keep fucking that chicken, James!...
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This picture of Lindsay Lohan is missing an appearance by the Coppertone dog (preferably played by a bite-happy Pit Bull) - Egotastic! Salma Hayek's chichis read to the children - Hollywood Tuna Your...
View ArticleBlind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This person isn’t really a “Hollywood Celebrity” but we heard the gossip and thought we’d pass it along anyway. This man is a religious leader from a prominent family. He has a gigantic following of...
View ArticleHot Slut Of The Day!
Mrs. Toad from Thumbelina (as voiced by the dazzling Spanish rose Charo) If you shoved Amy Wino's crackhive, a pinch of fluffy dandruff from Jan Crouch's head, two watermelons, the powdered essence of...
View ArticleHot Slut Of The Day!
Baby Lu-Lu.... This is a hard one for me, but maybe if we pay homage to Baby Lu-Lu as a Hot Slut, her soul-weeping version of "Jesus Loves Me" will not serve as the soundtrack for my morning terrors...
View ArticleCapital W-T-F
The first part of Lady Gaga's video for the Express Yourself reboot is what the founding members of the Illuminati see while watching Dune through a kaleidoscope in between huffing unicorn farts from...
View ArticleNo One Stops Traffic Like Angelyne
Because when her osteoporosis causes her to slightly toot her booty out, grilles get wrecked! She should come with orange cones and a detour sign she's so fiery hot. Los Angeles makes me uneasy. I'm...
View ArticleCotton Candy-Haired Televangelist Queen Jan Crouch Has Died
The air is filled with less ozone-killing hairspray and chunky particles of Christian glamour today, because Jan Crouch, the citizen of Candyland who inherited the late Tammy Faye Bakker Mesner’s title...
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